Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
reminder baba
HOW IT WORKS?
To create a reminder, send an email in any of the following time formats. If you like, you can even put our email address in the "Cc:" or "Bcc:" fields. Your reminders will be saved in our database and you will be reminded by a return email at the appropriate time.
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For one time reminders (eg: meeting postponed, next day bill payment etc.), send us an email in the following formats. Feel free to change the time in the email address as required.
Interval Based:
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Daily:
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Yearly:
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every15jan8am@reminderbaba.com
every20December1040pm@reminderbaba.com
Please note that all the above email addresses are case insensitive. If you have any questions in your mind, reach our FAQ page.
To know the list of pending reminders in our database, send an email to pending@reminderbaba.com
WHAT'S MORE?
- Create a simple TODO list by sending an email to todo@reminderbaba.com
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Read more about it on our todo page.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Fwd: ] Ads you will never see again! [17 Attachments]
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Saturday, April 12, 2014
self destructing link / emails
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Friday, April 04, 2014
Thursday, April 03, 2014
tabula / pdf extract tables
Why Tabula?
If you’ve ever tried to do anything with data provided to you in PDFs, you know how painful this is — you can’t easily copy-and-paste rows of data out of PDF files. Tabula allows you to extract that data in CSV format, through a simple interface. And now you can download Tabula and run it on your own computer, like you would with OpenRefine.
Monday, March 24, 2014
pplconnect
pplconnect
FOR ALL THOSE WHO WISH THEY COULD SMS FROM A COMPUTER, CALL FROM A TABLET, & MUCH MORE (WITHOUT CHANGING THEIR NUMBER),
YES, PPLCONNECT CAN DO THAT!
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Friday, March 07, 2014
http://www.goformat.com/
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GoformatV2 beta
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Saturday, February 08, 2014
Saturday, February 01, 2014
read and take care next time
Problem is most of these MAKE SENSE
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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible
and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu
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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb
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Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind
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The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
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I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
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Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
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The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan
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Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
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Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.
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Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
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In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
~ Jonathan Katz
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If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Johnny Carson
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I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
~ Arthur C Clarke
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Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin
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Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante
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America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
~ Doug Hamwell
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The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Jonathan Winters
*****
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible
and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu
*****
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman
*****
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb
*****
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind
*****
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
*****
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
*****
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
*****
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip
*****
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
*****
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
*****
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan
*****
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
*****
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.
*****
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
*****
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
*****
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
~ Jonathan Katz
*****
If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Johnny Carson
*****
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
~ Arthur C Clarke
*****
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin
*****
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante
*****
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
~ Doug Hamwell
*****
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
*****
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Jonathan Winters
*****
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
let us piss off everyone
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
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A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
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I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said, 'Nope, you're still black
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Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!
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A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last thing on my mind at the moment.'
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Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, 'I'm going to take that.'
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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Iowa. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him, 'Where am I?' The farmer looks back up and shouts back, 'You're in a basket you dumb shit!'
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I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer ... hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
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Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
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Wednesday, January 08, 2014
നിര്മാണമേഖലയിലെ പ്രതിസന്ധി / couresy deshabhimani dated 08jan2014
നിര്മാണമേഖലയിലെ പ്രതിസന്ധി
$ കെ പി സഹദേവന്
Posted on: 08-Jan-2014 12:15 AM
സംസ്ഥാനത്തെ നിര്മാണമേഖല അതീവ ഗുരുതരമായ പ്രതിസന്ധിയിലൂടെയാണ് കടന്നുപോകുന്നത്. ഖനന നിരോധനവും നിയന്ത്രണവും മൂലം ഈ രംഗത്ത് പണിയെടുക്കുന്ന 25 ലക്ഷം തൊഴിലാളികള്ക്ക് ജോലിയില്ലാത്ത അവസ്ഥയാണ്. ഇവരുടെ കുടുംബങ്ങള് മുഴുവന് കടുത്ത ദുരിതത്തിലാണ്. അനുബന്ധ മേഖലയിലുള്ളവര്ക്കും പണിയില്ലാതായി. ഇതിനൊപ്പം നാടിന്റെ വികസന പ്രവര്ത്തനങ്ങളാകെ സ്തംഭിക്കുന്ന നിലയിലാണ്. പുതുതായി വീടും മറ്റ് കെട്ടിടങ്ങളും നിര്മിക്കാന് കഴിയുന്നില്ലെന്ന് മാത്രമല്ല, പണിത് തുടങ്ങിയവ പാതിവഴിയിലുമാണ്. മാര്ച്ചിനകം സര്ക്കാരിന്റെയും തദ്ദേശസ്ഥാനങ്ങളുടെയും നിര്മാണമേഖലയിലെ വിവിധ പദ്ധതികള് പൂര്ത്തികരിക്കേണ്ടതുണ്ട്. ഇവയും നിലയ്ക്കാന് പോവുകയാണ്.
അഞ്ച് ഹെക്ടര് വരെയുള്ള സ്ഥലത്ത് മണല്, ചെങ്കല്, കരിങ്കല്, കക്ക എന്നിവയുടെ ഖനനം പരിസ്ഥിതി മന്ത്രാലയത്തിന്റെ അനുമതിയോടെ മാത്രമേ നടത്താന് പാടുള്ളൂവെന്ന് 2012 ഫെബ്രുവരി 27ന് സുപ്രീംകോടതി ഉത്തരവിട്ടിരുന്നു. ഈ ഉത്തരവ് നടപ്പാക്കാന് അതത് സംസ്ഥാനങ്ങള്ക്ക് കോടതി നിര്ദേശം നല്കി. ഇതിനെത്തുടര്ന്ന് റവന്യൂ-ജിയോളജി വകുപ്പുകള് ഖനനത്തിന് അനുമതി നിഷേധിച്ചു. പുഴയിലെ മണലെടുപ്പ് ആവാസവ്യവസ്ഥയെയും ജൈവവൈവിധ്യത്തെയും ബാധിക്കുമെന്നും ഭൂഗര്ഭജലം താഴ്ന്നുപോകുമെന്നും അതിനാല് നിയന്ത്രണം വേണമെന്നും സുപ്രീംകോടതി നിര്ദേശിച്ചിരുന്നു. സംസ്ഥാനത്ത് കരിങ്കല്, ചെങ്കല്, കളിമണല്, കക്ക ഖനനമെല്ലാം രണ്ടുഹെക്ടറില് താഴെയുള്ള പ്രദേശങ്ങളിലാണ് നടക്കുന്നത്. സുപ്രീംകോടതി ഉത്തരവിനെ ഗൗരവത്തോടെ കാണാന് സംസ്ഥാന സര്ക്കാര് തയ്യാറാകാത്തതാണ് ഇപ്പോഴത്തെ പ്രശ്നങ്ങള്ക്ക് കാരണം. ആറുമാസത്തിനകം നിയമഭേദഗതി വരുത്തി കോടതിയെ അറിയിക്കണമെന്ന് നിര്ദേശിച്ചിരുന്നു. എന്നാല്, യുഡിഎഫ് സര്ക്കാര് ഇതുമായി ബന്ധപ്പെട്ട് ഒരു നടപടിയും സ്വീകരിച്ചില്ല. കരിങ്കല്, ചെങ്കല്, കക്ക, മണല്, കളിമണ് എന്നിവ ചെറുകിട ധാതുക്കളുടെ കൂട്ടത്തില്പ്പെടുന്നവയാണ്.
1957ലെ മൈനിങ് ആന്ഡ് ജനറല് ചട്ടപ്രകാരം ചെറുകിട ധാതുക്കളുടെ ഖനനത്തിന് നിയമനിര്മാണം നടത്താന് സംസ്ഥാന സര്ക്കാരിന് അധികാരമുണ്ട്. 1967ല് സര്ക്കാര് ഇതുസംബന്ധിച്ച് ചട്ടമുണ്ടാക്കിയിരുന്നു. ഇതനുസരിച്ചാണ് ഇപ്പോള് ഖനനാനുമതി നല്കുന്നത്. ചട്ടപ്രകാരം അഞ്ച് ഹെക്ടര് വരെയുള്ള ഖനനത്തിന് പരസ്ഥിതി മന്ത്രാലയത്തിന്റെ അനുമതി വേണ്ട. എന്നാല്, സുപ്രീംകോടതി പുതിയ ഉത്തരവിട്ടപ്പോള് ഫലപ്രദമായ നടപടി സ്വീകരിക്കാന് സംസ്ഥാന സര്ക്കാരിനായില്ല. സര്ക്കാരിന്റെ അനാസ്ഥ നിര്മാണമേഖലയെ പൂര്ണമായി ബാധിക്കുന്നതാണ്. വളരെ ലാഘവത്തോടെയാണ് സംസ്ഥാന സര്ക്കാര് ഈ പ്രശ്നം കൈകാര്യം ചെയ്തത്. എല്ഡിഎഫ് സര്ക്കാര് മലമ്പുഴ അണക്കെട്ടില്നിന്ന് മണല് ശേഖരിക്കുന്നതിന് അനുമതി നല്കിയിരുന്നു. യുഡിഎഫ് അധികാരത്തില് വന്നതോടെ അതെല്ലാം നിര്ത്തി. വര്ഷങ്ങളോളം ഉപയോഗിക്കാന് പറ്റുന്ന മണല് ഡാമുകളില് കെട്ടിക്കിടക്കുന്നുണ്ട്. ഇത് ഖനനം നടത്തുന്നത് പരിസ്ഥിതിപ്രശ്നം ഉണ്ടാക്കില്ലെന്ന് മാത്രമല്ല, അണക്കെട്ടില് കുടുതല് ജലം സംഭരിക്കുന്നതിനും ഉതകും.
നിര്മാണമേഖലയിലെ പ്രശ്നം പരിഹരിക്കുന്നത് സംബന്ധിച്ച് കണ്സ്ട്രക്ഷന് വര്ക്കേഴ്സ് ഫെഡറേഷന് നേതാക്കള് മുഖ്യമന്ത്രിയെയും വ്യവസായമന്ത്രിയെയും തൊഴില്മന്ത്രിയെയും നേരിട്ടുകണ്ട് നിവേദനം നല്കിയിരുന്നു. പ്രശ്നം ഉടന് പരിഹരിക്കാമെന്നാണ് ഇവര് ഉറപ്പുനല്കിയത്. സംസ്ഥാനത്തെ ജനങ്ങളെയാകെ ബാധിക്കുന്ന പ്രശ്നമെന്ന നിലയില് ഉചിതമായ പരിഹാരമുണ്ടാകുമെന്ന് പ്രതീക്ഷിക്കുന്നു.
(കണ്സ്ട്രക്ഷന് വര്ക്കേഴ്സ് ഫെഡറേഷന് സംസ്ഥാന പ്രസിഡന്റാണ് ലേഖകന്)
PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE IS THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
(This one took me a minute)
23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND
THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
19. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
20. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
21. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
22. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
(This one took me a minute)
23. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
34. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, 'GUIDE DOGS ONLY', THE DOGS CAN'T READ AND
THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND?
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