Saturday, May 01, 2010

Fw: Life thoughts by Duckky.



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From: Ranjit Santakumar
Date: Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Subject: Fw: Life thoughts by Duckky.
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1
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

2
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

3
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

4
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

5
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!


6
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

7
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

8
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

9
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

10
Wouldn't you know it.....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.


11
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?


12
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


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