Saturday, March 03, 2007

Viagra in Liquid Form ? or for ---- liquid?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kurup K K
Date: Mar 3, 2007 4:30 PM
Subject: FW: Generic or ?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two
names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of
Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called
Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic
name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government
experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra
will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi
Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we
can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the
names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Tought for the day: There is more money
being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

That which does not kill you...
Only serves to make you stronger.

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